Thursday, July 4, 2013

Wasnick Blog #32 Quotes



I have to admit that am a sucker for good quotes. Here’s a list of some of my favorites:

“Be yourself, everyone else is taken.” Oscar Wilde
“For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple and wrong.” Menken
“I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.” Shakespeare
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.” Einstein
“When you come to a fork in the road, take it.” Yogi Berra
“Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.” Mark Twain
“Suburbia is where the developers bulldoze the trees, then name the streets after them.” Bill Vaughn
“Computers are like Old Testament gods, lots of rules and no mercy.” Joseph Campbell
“Promiscuous people are those getting more sex than you.”Victor Lownes
“I love mankind, it’s people I can’t stand.” Charles Schultz
“Always forgive your enemies—nothing annoys them more.” Oscar Wilde
“If all the economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.”
George Bernard Shaw
“Brevity is the soul of lingerie.” Dorothy Parker                                                                                   
“I wouldn't have seen it if I hadn't believed it.” Marshall McLuhan
"God tolerates the intolerable; he is irresponsible and inconsistent. He is not a gentleman." Anon
“I knew her before she was a virgin.” Oscar Levant
“Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.” Wison Mizner
“Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distance continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the distance between them which makes it possible for each to see the other whole against the sky.” Rainer Maria Rilke

1 comment:

Alexander Gillam said...

"Always remember that a kick in the ass is a step forward." -Anonymous